I think it's pretty obvious that the only person Donald Sterling has to blame for his ruin is himself. He could have amicably divorced his wife and taken up with any girl of his choosing, but instead he tried to have his cake and eat it too. I don't feel sorry for him, his wife or that obvious opportunist who…

That's nuts.

I'm gonna guess he found it because he somehow found a way to cheat at CAH

Just like a man. Promise her something / deliver something else.

So wait, he now has half of what he had going in? I think my ex-wife invented that trick.

As a Patriots fan I can't stand Mathis. I friggin hate him as a player. Why? Because he's friggin amazing and every time he's lined up against Brady there's a chance he will be taken off the field on a stretcher or at best, cause a forced fumble. If he was a patriot i'd love him.

"Amateur"

Looks like even Mathis's sperm got help with their swim move last season.

Corey Redding: MATHIS! Yo Rob! I Think I know the count!

Aww man. Should have come to me for help.

You beat me to it.

Does John Meyer ever make sense?

I did it! I'm living proof! I lived a sedentary, depressive life for YEARS and my weight managed to creep up and up and up and I had no idea how I was going to get my shit together and it was all so daunting.

I will not judge Michael Sam, just like I will not judge Mr. McCoy's parents for naming him after the amount of beer they went through the night he was conceived.

Reached for further comment, Ebanks corrected his statement: "I apologize for the mistake. I thought I was going to Instagram."

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

I've got the mastoiditis. I shall take my condolences in GIF form, a-thank you.

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