I....can't choose. I'll take one of each, please.

Neither can I. I only hope to be the loving father I never had to my kids.

I made the call too after 3 shots. We are kindred spirits.

That is not your fault. You were just collateral damage. Had you never been here, it still would have happened. I know it sounds coarse, but try not to lose sleep over it. If have never given it a shot, therapy for me has done wonders. Painful at first, but ultimately very productive.

I'm sorry. This too shall pass.

mine is below

This is (no snark) all very nice. But my dad is a raging asshole. He refuses to speak to me because he is a racist and I am not, and he is simply incapable of compromise. To those who love their fathers, enjoy this day, and a very merry congratulations to you. To those who would rather punch him in the face, I feel…

This was very insightful. As an aside, during a fight with my girlfriend, she suggested that I might be damaged. It was actually a very constructive comment and one that made me think she is very insightful too. Not sure why I am sharing other than because Internet.

Good for you, no snark.

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I blame the student loan crisis for this.

this was insightful.

Madeleine, I am using a burner I rarely use, admittedly for the purpose of anonymity so that my fellow commentariat do not punish me. I am a man. I am 30 years old. I am heterosexual and have a girlfriend that I love and treasure and hope to marry soon. Maybe it pus me in the minority, but I have never intimidated a…

Ah yes. Memorial Day weekend. Don't post this Samer and act like you, along with the rest of us, don't have fond memories interacting with others and the police while wearing no pants and eager to punch someone. Wait, just me?

You are a wonderful asshole who will undoubtedly burn in hell, after a terrible death. So am I. I feel like we are kindred spirits.

I rarely recommend comments. This one was very good.

Looks like that hit him right on the penis. Ouch. This gives me an entirely new concept of the purple head. Because his penis is probably purple. A purple penis. That sucks.

Chicago. They would be awesome, assuming Rose is ever healthy again.

A pussy riot on spring break does not seem strange to me at all.

This was good.