“I don’t wanna hear that shit.” – Nelson Agholor

Huff: [puffs]

If you’re an employed person over 30 years old there is really no acceptable reason to ask to crash at someone else’s house. Not only is it an inconvenience to the hosts (they have to clean up and put away all the dildos that would normally be strewn about) but it’s not even worth it. The $80 for a hotel room is well…

“Ray Allen hasn’t played in an NBA game since July 2014"

Is she wearing a floor-length black dress as well?

remember kids, don’t have confidence in yourself and don’t bother improving yourself

I actually don’t really watch football anymore but I read this just for the Schilling/Tomsula bits. I thought I would miss Emmitt more, but the Schilling piece is fantastic.

This is the only way to watch football now, and once you’ve done it, it is even MORE painful to go back to watching live games.

That’s actually the exact opposite of what I would have expected.

Dallas Mavericks and former Golden State Warriors center Andrew Bogut’s political beliefs are exactly what you would expect them to be.

+1 let the big dog eat. great comment was starting to get a bit long, but then you closed strong. 9/10

clicked the video to watch highlights like this and came away disappointed.

Wouldn’t pretty much everyone in eighth grade be too old for a “Pre-Teen Football League”?

Pay no attention to that stench. We all know people aren’t watching because of Colin Kaepernick!

He’s shown an ability to bully a blocker off the line.

Reminds me of something my friend said. We’d been out all night drinkin. After the bars closed we still were drinking at his apt. He went to drive me home at ~6 am. As we were getting ready to go I said, maybe we shouldn’t wouldn’t want you to get a DUI.

If you are starting meredith or hoyer.... I’m going to assume your season was over before this week

The best part of this play in my opinion isn’t even how stupid it is to run a fake punt from your own end zone. Like that is next level stupid. They also ran essentially a fullback dive with their punter from their own end zone... on as you said 4th and 19. In what world is that going to pick up 19 yards?...

The only way this gets funnier is if you get held up for that gift card on the way to IKEA by someone with a gun that you totally could have stopped if that son of a whore Obama* hadn’t taken your Glock!

* = It’s ok to say this, right? Another world leader said it, I’m just quoting him here.

Just cut the things I don’t use. Duh.