“...Sacramento should at least give him every opportunity to succeed.”

But could he beat Serena???!!!

I made the mistake of commenting after I only read the first part of your post, and then I couldn’t edit or delete my post. I agree with you.

No one is calling Diana Taurasi the greatest basketball player ever. That’s the difference.

But I’m not a tiny remotely in-shape person.

But I’m not a tiny remotely in-shape person.

Hitting .225.

When I read the title on this I thought, “OK this has to be written by Marchman.”

(my rule of thumb - if it can fit in a microwave it’s not really a dog).

Thing is, if had been in the West, he also would have better teammates.

Let me guess, Marchman is going to say the 1984 Spurs or some shit are the greatest team.

That or gone into Krause’s office and pimp-slapped/threatened him.

I thought you weren’t supposed to tip on Uber rides. I tip on Lyft though.

Significantly.

“wearing them tight ass pants”

Did you really mention John Starks though?

Would Deadspin feature a snarky post about his 15 year old striking out 6 times in a single game?

but he sure as shit isn’t going to bully Barkely into backing down.

You’re right, bank shots shouldn’t count. (Sarcasm)

I did not bother asking Marchman for an answer, seeing as how he probably thinks a damp washcloth is the only real air conditioning anyone needs.