On Sunday, Frank Bruni dedicated his New York Times op-ed column to the way Donald Trump eats steak. This is not the first line of a joke.

Lol at the answer for baggy jeans:

Lol at the answer for baggy jeans:

I agree entirely with the point you’re making but “she’d probably faint” was one of the worst things you could say, given...you know.

You’d think a guy who played in New York, Dallas, and Miami, and is into fashion, would be more gay-friendly.

The exhilarating ROTY race between Saric and Brogdon begins!

“They won’t turn you into a lustful cockmonster.”

Yeah back in high school one teacher showed us movies all the time. She had no problem letting us see Apocalypto unedited, but fast-forwarded past a breastfeeding scene in another movie.

The rumors of having a good credit score and an average size penis?

Magic tweet combined with a “Kobe doesn’t pass” joke? +1

alt-right comedians

Carlson: “You know, you’re a lot more fun on your show.”

He must have been a really gritty RB, a scrappy high-motor player with a high football IQ.

For the Panthers, every Super Bowl is Super Bowl L.

I think you mean a long 2 after jab-stepping 5 times.

According to the Boston Herald, it’s very possible that Brady’s still bitter about a Deflategate joke the White House made after a Brady press conference in January — and because of that joke, he decided not to attend the April 23 festivities.

As an asshole who further proves his point...

Indiana—-#12 class in the Big Ten

thanks to Comey and Putin.

Again, the only thing worse than listening to a Trump speech is reading a transcript of one.

For all intensive purposes, I would say at least 10.