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No, that’s Jerry Jones.

#7tormscoming!

Duration and intensity doesn’t make any difference.

resulting in MVP candidate Bradford to just exploding.

knocking him four yards back and straight into Darkwa.

If I were a Jets fan, I’d be “crushing spirits” myself, if you know what I mean.

Hey man, if you just throw the ball up, you’re almost guaranteed that SOMETHING* will happen.

#butnotforlongiftheykeepeatinglikeTHAT

Wow, Ryan Fitzpatrick made a list with Peyton Manning on it!**

Did you just pull an “All Lives Matter?”

I didn’t know Jared Goff was in game dev.

I think you mean hell.

If he ends up being right, he’ll tweet:

I think Ryan Lindley is the one QB he couldn’t win with.

Because giving Kaep’s stats doesn’t provide any context. We already know who he is. We have no idea who this clown is.

Diapers would only be the second most questionable thing he wears.

FanDuel. It’s a new season every week!

I think that’s the point. He’s basically saying “fuck it, I’m not gonna put myself out there for criticism again.”

I am shocked that this was a reply to the tweet: