“The twitterers are windbags" 

Montezuma's Revenge?

lol!!!

“It smells fresh and drives like a BMW.”

Not sure I like the Nein Nunb dash.

Maybe go to med school like your auntie wanted you to.

TWAT-ara?

It's like America. But South. 

Anyone know how to say "WHY DID YOU TURN!?!" in Russian? 

There is only one answer for the worst car ever made: Miata.

This is surprisingly demotivating. 

I kinda miss Doug. But straight like.

Dude don’t type and dump.

Robin Leech 

If I could save one kid from the horror of cancer, I'd give my life to that career. 

“I’m kinda in a weird place in life where I do and don’t want a car.”

Orange you glad this is not your daily driver? 

Hourly 

Add roller derby and I'd buy a membership