‘A Primer On Door Locks’ - Tracy, Torch, et al.

We could change Olympic track sports to people who’ve never run before too. That'd be fun. 

My eyes are bleeding

Meh 

You had crabs at 8?

This is totally reckless and irresponsible.

I'll bet she's really polite too

Haven’t seen Rude in months.

Some cars just wanna swim tho

I'm wondering how many mechanics are out of work because of YouTube help videos. 

Lexioli 

Didn’t know that about the CD. Do you have a source?

Hayson, I love you and all your quirky weirdness, but gotta disagree on this one.

All I really want is the Citroen Survolt.

I had a moment like this at the end of a PUBG round.

Did you really do the math on this 

Mr. Sensitive has sensitive feelings about things, sensitively. 

Build the wall! 

Fake smoke?