Fake news! Short-sellers! 

It’s familiar.....yet different.

I agree, $chkay!

Yep. You should for a lil bit. Then move on. 

Good thing those weren't Takata bags...

Hey I thought the same thing at first. He just seemed way too casual about being in a high risk situation.

A PRE-Summer League Game FOR THE SAC KINGS.

Sorry about that.

WOO HOO!! I LOVE ME SOME NECKCAR!! I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TURN LEFT!! WOO HOO!! 

Yeah but methed up Canucks are 19 times more likely to fall through ceilings, studies have shown. 

Anti-gravity regulations

Mea culpa. I wasn’t impugning your character. Just a light-hearted jab.

Kind words, amigo.

Lol

Can't wait to see the Narwhal edition. 

Sorry about that

She has good taste in shoes. Bad taste in boyfriends.

Its called a hip-check

Counterpoint: Rallycat. 

Good thing he didn't remain static.