We have this already it’s called Forza where have you been

I there some kind of Jalop office penalty for this?

Internet rule #1: don't feed the trolls

Yep. I owned a '95 for 17 years with 210k miles on the original clutch. Nothing ever went wrong. I love what it did for me. 

That's because California is twice as good as any other state. ;) 

My doorman wears gloves, so not a prob. 

So, let me get this straight: this wine is too fancy for you? 

Loch Ness monster

The line is way in front of you

You need to be shopping for a Corolla, sir. 

What’s the realistic value difference between the two cars?

All the content you need for years on Jalop. 

Dat wood knob tho

Cali got back 

$2k + lift kit + big tires = Visions of rally car dance in my head 

Thanks, Mr. The King 

Speed limits? 

The race for the championship should be called the super bowl. 

Help my unbelief 

He outran his better judgement