I thought that was just a typo 😬

I love the Markie get sloshed episode! Also, I notice any other episode he's on, he doesn't let himself go like that first time 😂

The original Sleeping Beauty... that's how she was "cured" as well. 

My first thought before the confirmations were out was, he was taken alive after killing people AND shooting at cops... must be white. 

It doesn’t even have to be the wrong sort. Unfortunately in that area, kidnappings for money are common place. Spoken by someone whos cousin (male) was kidnapped twice. If it had been a female cousin, sadly, I don't think she would've made it out alive. 

Those are kipping pull-ups... but even by kipping standards those sucked.

Two words: courtesy flush

http://thehill.com/homenews/media/392593-ingraham-defends-migrant-kid-camps-criminals-are-separated-from-their-children

Wellthat would require people to look at sources outside of Fox news. If it’s not Fox news it’s fake news.

This feels more like pay back at Stormy Daniels.

I try to avoid American as much as possible. It’s almost as if their policy is to be the winner of crap flight experience, for as consistent of horrible experiences I have endured through them.

I use it to talk to my friends as well. The other day I used it to record party of a lecture I was too tired to pay attention to

I bought my cookies online this year... didn’t talk to a single Girl Scout.

I read job posting... If you read between the lines they tell you what you’re getting into.

I understand. One of my best friends growing up is not a stand up guy to women who aren’t his mom, sisters, daughters, of myself. I tried to explain to him nicely. I tried to use examples about what if this happened to your sisters or your daughters. I was even blunt and rude about it. At one point he even sought…

I have family and friends that still live there. They keep trying to get me to move back but I refuse.

http://www.toledoblade.com/local/2017/11/04/Woman-admits-to-affair-with-Washington-Local-board-candidate-Patrick-Hickey-as-a-teenager.html

http://www.toledoblade.com/Education/2017/09/29/Former-Washington-Local-Schools-superintendent-among-field-of-nine-for-election.html

Well in Toledo they elected a man to a school board who raped a 14 year old and layer sexually harassed and stalked a co-worker... They had to change their meetings location b/c he’s banned from school property... So I think you may have a chance.

I’ll say this for the church I grew up in, when something similar to this happened to one of my friends they took her side and removed him immediately. I may not agree with a lot of things about this church but this was definitely a stand up thing they did.