Catfish can really ruin a life. Nothing to joke about.

In North Korea all arcade cabinets show that KJU has the highest score.

I literally will not watch this for 2 reasons:

1) because even reading the description made me cringe so fucking hard I barely made it through the article without NOPE-ing out of it, and

Who’s going around hexing all these games huh? That’s what I want to know.

Why hire one when you’ll do it for free? Even bringing that classic copy desk cantankerous condescension, free of charge!

Thanks so much for posting this AFTER the brackets closed. smh

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

Ben Carson used to confuse the fuck out of me. Then I saw ‘Get Out’, and NOW he makes sense.

The thing that struck me was the end when the police car pulls up. Usually in a horror movie the police showing up is a sign that the ordeal is finally over. However, in this movie when the cop car pulls up there was a big groan in the audience. Everyone knew that there was no way that the police would believe…

Eyes in the back of his head? Well, he’s got the clearance there for a set...

Echolocation.

Why does everybody insist on pretending Juan Gomez and Pancho Hernandez are one player?

We’re in 2017 — something like this should not happen in America.

It’s unfortunate that he’ll be remembered for the thing I will now describe in detail, in case anyone didn’t know. - Jim Boeheim

Yeah, well that’s just like your factual data, man.

+1 bottle of water snuck in via cargo pocket, because it’s just careless to spend $9 at the arena

I nominate myself for dumbest person in the world. I was staring at the hoop in the middle and it took three times for me to see that there were other hoops.

I, too, wish it was 2009, when this comment would have made sense.

“Yeah, but they were cheap ‘hos...”