She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Mom. Or her first name.

Sitting on that has got to hurt your BACK BACK BACK.

I feel like I should give this a star because of what it says, and where it says it.

there is absolutely nothing impressive or inspirational about a blind man shooting a fully automatic weapon.

Took some hunting, but worth it to see a kid get nailed. LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE HANDS.

You are correct, that is a really stupid theory.

Yep, if only he’d had players like Larry Bird who had good fathers, oh wait......Bird’s dad was a drunk who killed himself.

The other day by 10 year old and I were rough housing. He hit me in the kidney...hard. It stung. He took it too far. He went from play fighting to a solid body shot.

And the deer will garner more sympathy.

Sage would’ve made a very fine tribute from District 1.

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

I’m actually one of the few high school kids who took as swing at a “bully” coach. I was the starting 2nd baseman as a sophomore on our high school team. To this day I have two character “defects”: a major problem with authority and a pretty good sense of humor which I often use.

You have water?

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

If they wanted to bring in an expert on widening the box, they should have called your mom.