Why does he need to be Astaire? Why can’t he just be Tom Holland playing a new role that happens to be a skilled dancer? Why does everything need to be something that already happened. Woof. Be more creative Amy Pascal.

Don’t know, it’s a race!  Wait...

Hundo P. 

They dont want to actually do work. 

Bah! No car, provided it is clean and in good repair, should be a source of embarrassment. If the prospective date turns their nose up at your whip then it wasn’t meant to be. Either they’re too shallow to be worth your time or they don’t share your taste in cars, or both. Move on, dignity unscathed. OldManMcKenna…

I’d say you should consider a career in journalism, but judging by the quality of writing on this site, I fear you may be grossly overqualified.  Thanks for the valuable information!

Is the problem is only “aerosol spray deodorants and antiperspirants,” maybe don’t use a header image that’s exclusively the rub-on stick kind.

“I could fucking go to the Target right down the street and make more money stocking shelves with milk and cheese over night than I’m making right now running an entire store,”

If a demotion pays better, it's a promotion.

Gamestop isn’t Walmart or some other herculean titan that can dominate a market and force you to be a part of their overworked and underpaid workforce.

You’re saying we have to design new cars at some point?

Thanks, I was reading this and thinking “no he did not beat his teammate.” Then it hit me there was a “race” this year.  That race was the Mazepin of races.

“Why not go for the Hyundai Kona or the Kia Soul, which are both cheaper? Why not opt for the Kia Seltos’ interior charm?”

In parts of the world (like Alberta where I live for example) heated seats should be basic features of any car. 

“Donner Pot Roast”.

I’m holding out for long pig

Nonsense. Our 2008 Honda Element weighs 3600 lbs and has 166 hp. We’ve driven it on all sorts of highways - including the notorious Coquihalla through BC’s interior, which, I’m going to guess, is hillier and higher elevation than most places people drive on this site. It performed admirably, kept up with the very fast…

Maybe if people didn’t drive so fast, they wouldn’t be so furious.

Agreed. 0-60 in 10 seconds or less is absolutely acceptable and it’s pretty irritating that people will insist a car is unusable slow if it falls on the higher end of that range. Honestly as long as it’s fast enough to not be unsafe (ex: 80s carbureted land cruiser), it’s fine.

“The new Corolla SUV is a very slow car, but I expect it’ll rush off dealer lots.”