Is she on Fox? Then probably currently is one.

Wait a couple years for the inevitable sexual harassment suits they’ll file against Fox News. That’ll be entertaining.

I mean, if it were REALLY 2017, Nintendo would’ve sent Reggie directly to your door with one.

Damn these inconveniences.

When did we (the average American consumer) become “customers” to these credit bureaus? I didn’t sign up for anything! We’re not the customer, we’re the product. It’s a fucked up system that needs to be reformed.

I’m a rational outsider, and to be completely honest, you seem to be the one who is out of touch.

The author of that piece hates herself, right?

I mean. The self-loathing in that piece is just so evident. Or maybe it was her editor’s idea? I don’t know. But that’s gotta be soul-sucking. I felt my soul being crushed just reading it.

I assume that you’re enlisted or on the path to it right this minute, right?

No, just a standard alt-right cunt? Yeah, that’s as expected.

Smirk when you notice someone realized you paid $1000 for a phone.

The Turtle helped them along with all that.

Unfortunately, 27 years later, the Turtle couldn’t help them anymore.

Lawrence is too young. Cruise and Hanks too old. But a red-headed Scarlette Johanson as a successful fashion designer? I could see that.

No, sonny. “Lit” was just what being crunk was called back in the early 90's. We acknowledge that “lit” now means something different to you youts. Thanks for also killing this word.

No matter how much “cool spy shit” Bond does with Apple, it doesn’t brush that cool onto you. Your Apple thirst is strong, Adam. So, very strong.

But there wasn’t a god damn thing those kids could do about THAT, so they did what they could do. And good for them for doing it.

My point, fellow Matt, is that to celebrate Star Wars Day (a day based on a joke that shouldn’t really be taken too seriously) Amazon decided to put “on sale” not some fun little collectibles like Pops or Legos or figures or lightsabers, but instead only showcase these expensive items. People are going to buy them,…

My point, fellow Matt, is that to celebrate Star Wars Day (a day based on a joke that shouldn’t really be taken too…

Ah, Amazon decided it’s Fleece the 1%ers Day. How nice.

Ah, Amazon decided it’s Fleece the 1%ers Day. How nice.

This is gonna get me banned, but holy fuck you all are assholes. This chick is just trying to maybe gain some understanding and you go in attack mode. FUCK. I get why you’re all pissed off, but how about you don’t do the stupid fucking internet rage machine against someone who is trying to make an effort to understand…

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  This is reporting as $79. Was there a…

Ah. Well good luck in life to you. Hopefully you find some peace.

You and I voted exactly the same. Exactly.

I wonder - who did you vote for in the primary? In the general election? Did you vote in 2014?

I’m a 41 year old white guy. I worked on Howard Dean’s campaign. I’ve been a “social justice warrior” since I was a teenager when my fellow gen-xers were checking out. I’ve been “woke” since probably before you were born - certainly before the stupid fucking phrase gained traction. Sorry if you got a shitty deal out…