I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

She works at the White House for the POTUS. This isn’t some random post by a soccer mom. I’m just surprised the text wasn’t also in Mandarin to help her husband’s real estate ventures.

Multiple brain injuries, you say?

He’s never been IN the black either.

Not only can you join them, you’ve just been named the starting pitcher for Friday.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Generally 25-30% fee is what’s taken by plaintiff’s attorneys if it’s on a contingency basis. You generally don’t charge hourly AND take a percentage of the judgment—unless, it’s a sharply reduced percentage (hourly fee + 5% or something along those lines).

Did I write it was mandatory? No.

Oh boy. So poor mothers should be incarcerated?

You think the only reason people would complain about “poor people shouldn’t have kids” is because abortion and birth control cost money?

That program is 100% voluntary according to the links you posted, so I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

Crush them all!

White Christian Males: “If only they picked a loving husband or kept their legs shut”.

So...he has risen?

If you can’t handle being criticized, then you’ll never be able to handle being praised!

“Pffttt! Been fired more times than Sabrina, but I am still here.”

nice try at deflecting, FBI.

If there’s a god, this means that the Mets’ Brief Ryan Howard Experiment is just starting...