Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

While you “yass queen” people were spending money buying ads in Georgia and dreaming of blue Texas, your “extremely well qualified candidate” couldn’t even win Michigan or Wisconsin and your ideology has led to the total collapse of the Democratic Party at the state and federal level.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

These alternative facts are fun! Seven years ago today, the Saints received two late hit penalties on Brett Favre, and Favre didn’t throw that interception in the 4th quarter. The Vikings kicked a field goal, and went on to defeat the Colts in the Super Bowl.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

Dear “President” Trump,

It was likely manipulated by Russia. And Comey’s rank, treasonous fuckery. And Trump lost by 3 million votes. It is morally completely illegitimate. Possibly legally as well.

This helps explain why people call him a real motherfucker.

Yeah, the difference is conservatives’ rhetoric was nonsense fabricated by their fake news agencies and blogs and fear mongering. Trump is already slashing vital programs, destroying trade agreements, attempting to roll back Obamacare without having anything to replace it. If you look at every idea he plans on…

You know who was my favorite speaker at the Women’s March? A man, one who used to annoy the hell out of me. Michael Moore. He kept it simple: he provided the number we call to voice concerns to our representatives. Then he told us: call every day. Put it in your schedule along with brushing your teeth and showing up…

Psh, this guy basically wrote the book on hiring foreigners and stashing assets abroad.

What was it Robert Frost said? “Good fences make good neighbors unless your neighbor is black in which case fuck that guy,” I think it was.

If you took all the race descriptors away, no one would have lied about him being in anyone’s yard.

That poor man, I hope he’s okay. What an ordeal — I mean, there was a black guy right by his fence!

He also invited Williams to stay at his house

Except that one does not exclude the other. Build all the academy/youth systems you want. But if the best US players are from Germany, get them on the pitch.

Trump probably just wanted to learn how boxers make their hands look so big.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

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