I had to give a tour for some of the reps (it was....illuminating) yesterday and they were talking about the protesters in an aggravated fashion. I chimed up ‘You don’t know us very well if you figured Philly wasn’t going to be feisty, no matter who you are’

I’m with you in spirit but for one minute can we just have something cute and not terrifying to watch or read PLEASE?!?!?! Just for one goddamn minute.

I...did not need to know what a bald raccoon looked like.

Trump is already drafting an executive order that all zoos feature animals that look like this or their funding is cut.

It that otter flipping me off? I DON’T CARE, I LOVE HIM/HER!!

I’m not embarrassed, and I’m perfectly comfortable asking for recommendations; I mostly hadn’t expected this particular question so soon. But thanks.

All I got from this is the shocking realization about how long it has been since I’ve seen a beautiful penis in person. They have been decidedly underwhelming lately.

I’m very pregnant, and my kid (3.5 years old) knows that there’s a baby in Mommy’s tummy that’s going to come out soon. But the other day he asked me, out of nowhere, with a comedically furrowed toddler brow, “Mommy, how did the baby get IN your tummy?”

The smug arrogance of the Victorian and Edwardian eras when the Brits thought they were superior and more civilized than anyone else. They believed they could somehow exert dominance over nature and the world could be come a Utopia under their “benevolent guidance.”

It only took the Nazis a few weeks to completely overthrow the democratic system in Germany. This shit can go quick.

Every time I read stories like this it just reminds me that white people would humanize before they would humanize black people.

This doesn’t really hold much weight until you’ve seen the episode.

He actually gets a LOT of side-eye from me on the g6pd deficiency issue. My kids have the Mediterranean form of it, which is more severe, and our biggest concern was preventing exposure to Fifth’s in preschool. Other than that, it’s basically been familiarizing ourselves with the foods/drugs they can’t have, making…

So your saying that kid I bought at the adoption store is going to grow up into an adult? Fuck!!!!

Nope. They are just baby pigs, sometimes shown with their adolescent, underfed parents. It’s basically like someone introducing you to the newborn child of a pair of 7th graders and telling you that it was probably going to end up 4'10 and 90 pounds.

Fight for him!

Hmmm, maybe Joshua Jackson isn’t as committed to our imaginary relationship as I am.

Fuck this guy, seriously. This kid didn’t ask to be brought into this world and they damn sure didn’t ask to be used as someone’s pawn in a scheme to extort money from someone else. I cannot stand parents that do this or parents that refuse to take care of their children.

I don’t have a ton of sympathy for male celebrities who have children with random, non-famous women - some of whom are probably also gold diggers - so I try to react to Sherri the same way. If anything, she had more volition in the matter, since the process of acquiring donor eggs and finding a surrogate is a lot more…

That whole Sherry Shepherd case makes me pretty uncomfortable. Her ex probably is a gold digger, however she comes off as very unsympathetic to the child, who asked for none of this.