Pimp Momma Kris is her manager. She manages all in the koven and gets her 10% off the top.

The retail holiday season music CD. Shudder. It’s been over a decade and I STILL want to stab someone when I hear Elton John’s “Step Into Christmas.” STAB.

My people!!! <<sob>> Been hearing tvs, smelling electricity and light bulbs for forever. And air conditioning? Other people can smell air conditioners too right?

Same. I love reptiles but if I saw that thing dangling over my head mid-flight I’d beat it death with my seatback tray.

I have never gotten this argument. Women can still be bad/stupid/cruel/arrogant/unqualified. Womanhood does not exempt you from criticism and judgement. Pretending that possession of a vagina makes everything else okay is just ludicrous. In fact, i think it is incredibly UNfeminist. Sniff.

Anything to make Kim kardashion look better. Heavens forbid the Paris police do their jobs in silence (unlike any kardashian/jenner in history) and focus on solving this and other serious crime.

And now their making sure he can’t make any claims on her estate. I 1000% think she is dead because of him and I 10,000% believe that none of the people in that pic above gave a d*mn about Bobby Kristina

But...but....doesn’t she realize America fought a war in order to not bow down to anyone?

At this point, I think these things are deliberate. Question 1: How many people had heard of the San Jose Mercury before this? Question 2: How many people then visited the site to either see the headline for themselves or leave a nasty comment thus increasing traffic to the San Jose Mercury?

ARE YOU ME? We are one in the head. Everything, everything you just said is so accurate...sob...you may be my person!! He’s a flabby fetus face!!

I just read the title (and have been drinking) and my first thought was “she married a newspaper?”

I saw the trailer months ago and was a little confused because I thought Jennifer Garner was playing his daughter...now I’m just grossed out.

and by now I mean down

In a perfect world, this takes everyone now. Taylor and her brand of mean-girl feminism and the Kollective with all of their isms. But this is not a perfect world.

Yes.Yes.Yes. If she were a dude she would be in jail. It’s not too late!

Ehhh...but generally good people don’t make “mistakes” like this. That goodness/consciences/general sense of decency would have popped up somewhere between the mocking of a perfect stranger and the thought to take the picture to the taking of the picture to the posting of the picture. This woman is a beast.

I’m sorry but not a one of these men is attractive. Pull a Womack, Jojo, pull a Womack.

He’s the RNC back up plan. Trump is the nominee nobody wants but maybe the ‘Publicans could choke back the vomit and vote for VP Newt and pray someones exercises their 2nd amendment and takes Trump out.

Just because you love black d*ck doesn’t mean you love black people.

It’s the Hunger Games without the state-sanctioned death. Non-state-sanctioned death is okay though.