That was some very good shade. The long, slow build enhanced IMO.

lol 2016 has been the year the media was so desperate for news (seriously there’s been so little real stuff to report) that whether celebs were following each other on social media, is worthy of the avalanche of headlines it got.

The whole “Hollywood” Henderson comment also reminds the reader that it has been 30+ years since Bradshaw was a Relevant and Successful Football Man. It’s the football equivalent of “was a great model, I remember seeing her in my mom’s catalogs.”

I live to serve. Even the sportsmen.

I didn’t even bother reading the last one until I saw the verdict was in fact shade. I underestimated you football men. I stand corrected.

Thank you for taking the last case. This man of Deadspin needed that clarification  

In Soviet Russia, James Francos YOU!

Damn that is a great Kinja handle.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

Now THIS is a hockey story about violence that we can ALL get behind!

Someone send this over to Judge Kara Brown, this is a definitive shading by a sportsperson.

He certainly has the “twinkle in his eye” part down! 10/10 would believe he is THE Santa.

I don’t remember it being this controversial when God was a white woman. And Canadian.

Until you require them to vote and then people loose their minds.

Yes! Also, “self-deprecating” means to make fun of yourself (as the word itself states), not to make fun of someone else.

Yes, exactly. This kid is a psychopath. To do that to another person? The taunting and then sodomy? Normal, in their-right-mind, people don’t do shit like that. The chances of him doing something like this again, is very likely. Especially since he did not get truly punished the first time around.

I haven’t seen the episode yet (my DVR awaits!) but from the previews and this write up, there are 2 things that I don’t get:

Also I am real f*cking tired of the narrative that we shouldn’t have stigmas follow the perpetrators for the rest of their life. F*ck that noise 

I realize this isn’t the point of this article, but I’m so fucking sick and tired of people saying “get over it” and “don’t be so sensitive” when someone is being insulting. If you always have to make jokes at other people’s expense to be funny, you are not funny. You are sad.