Urinate bad mood tonight.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

I did something similar. In fifth grade, all the boys were talking about jerkin’ it with Jergens and/or Vaseline. I had only a vague idea what jerking it was, let alone why either of those two things would help.

Least you didn’t use the pink powder soap I guess.

I decided not to have children. It’s not bravery, but I do have to prepare myself for the neighborhood functions. The cold shoulder I get from the moms is very chilly.

The good news for childless women: people mostly lay off when you hit 40 (if you’re single, at least). I think they’re afraid I’ll blow my brains out if reminded I’m a childless spinster. So I feel no pressure AND I (mostly) get to do whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want. (I still have to go to work and shit.)

My thought exactly. I can’t speak a lick of Spanish, but contra is really not that hard to figure out...

Right?

Even if you don’t know Spanish, contra is used as a prefix in English. It still means “against” or “opposite of.”

He thought he could neg a 10, one of the highest paid women in Hollywood at the time, and make her feel insecure about her height. DELUSIONAL.

Hi super short, I’m a super tall who also couldn’t be a ten. Probably because my hands are bigger than his tiny hands. Welcome to the club, we are all drinking champagne and toasting to not making Donald trumps desicated acorn of a dick hard!

It’s the ultimate negg - - he got a damn tabloid involved to try and make her feel insecure!

Right? And as a fellow super short lady, it’s not like we don’t know we’re short or like we’re “fooling” anyone if we happen to wear heels. I’m still below average height unless I happen to wear heels 5" or more, which, yah no. It’s so dumb but I guess it plays into his whole “can’t be a 10" rating shit. Can’t be a 10…

Especially since it’s super obvious that she’s short to everyone. Trump, in classic projecting mode, thought that she’d be insulted by someone pointing out an obvious fact about her.

“Later, he called and left me a message. ‘Can you believe this? Who would say this? I don’t want people to think this about you,’” she said. “He thought that I would try to go out with him...”

You must not know ‘bout Bey. That’s nothing. She had her hair sucked into a huge fan while she was singing “Halo” but she just kept on singing the song perfectly while her people tried to figure out how to unattach her from the machinery.

THANK YOU!! I have yet to hear a single “You know, as the father of sons, I find it incredibly troubling that this man would be setting an example for the youth of America. This is not how any decent man should behave.”

I’ll just leave this tweet here:

DAMN.