And this, ladies and gentleman, is the logic of people who follow Trump. The idea that a little bit of shine for people who don’t look like you is an attack on people that do. And to be so eager to rush to be offended that you misread what is literally right before your eyes.

Dit.to. Leo Dicaprio is the most overrating thing out there. See Leo in Period Clothes!! See Leo on a Boat!! See Leo in a Bear!! But it’s always LEO. I can’t remember the name of a single character he’s played beyond Jack and Gatsby...and Gatsby barely counts.

Jeeze Louise Jezebel, some of us work in offices where midmorning balls are not acceptable. Tag your ish. NSFW

Pure snark. As someone who saw her original picture on XoJane I can tell that she had (and really needed) that jaw botox that Bethenny Frankel had. Really feminized her face, didn’t help much overall, but at least she’s a more feminine evil.

You know, I’m going to vote that Scott knew exactly what he was doing and is firmly in the Blacc Chyna-Rob Burn this Motha Down camp.

Kendra was the cool “tell it like it is” one, she seemed jocky and loose and fun when really she was jerky and loose and not fun.

I think I read the same book...sex with Hef was a JOB from beginning to end.

Exactly. She just clearly outlined the reasons WHY hated her life in the mansion. She provided the vulgar footnote to Holly’s story.

Please be Storm. Please be Storm. Please be Storm.

This has literally always been my mindset. A good prenup is saying, “in this moment, I love and respect you so much that I always want to remember that and be fair to you.” Prenups are love.

Finally an accurate kartrashian* headline.

And why did they do that? Why couldn’t they make one of the three white women a non-scientist as opposed to the ONE woman of color?

Don’t know if you’re trolling but I am absolutely not hating on blue collar workers. But why couldn’t one of the white women have been the blue collar worker? Why did the sole POC have to be a blue collar worker? They could have made one of the white woman the MTA worker and still had great representation for white…

It’s great that all the ladies get to be scientists!

Yeah, I actually think Gigi is lovely but she seems more of a Victoria Secret, print-type model. I don’t know that other person.

I’m just going to say this. Carly Fiorina’s plastic surgery disturbs me. Not that she had it, heck, all the candidates had it (possibly not Bernie unless he is really 205), but that her surgery and makeovers seem mainly intended to remove any trace of her ethnicity. Old Carly, while evil and incompetent, looked like…

Yeah, no one would be connecting her with the song if she hadn’t outted herself. Sorry, she can’t cry about bullying when she started it*.

So the still for this is Nina holding her mouth open like mid-note. I feel Zoe saw that same still and thought, “Oo! Oo! I can do that!!” And decided to take the role.

I gotta tell you, after sobbing my eyes out over the loss of the Purple One reading all those reviews lifted my dark heart. Good. Trash called as trash.

I jumped in five inch heels for Prince and felt no pain.