Honestly, like what the hell are you expecting. Mueller to be perp-walking Donald down Pennsylvania Avenue, tomorrow? Act like you’ve been here before, folks.

The appetite suppressant lollipops are “literally unreal.” Does that mean this is a late April Fool’s prank?

All Dogs Go to Kevin

Same. Like, you can’t evict someone just because they are a racist asshole.

It also works to prevent blisters from shoes!

See, I’m a gentleman. If I see someone in a MAGA hat out in public, and I have one in the chamber, I walk by them and gently fart.

So this boycott means, that at least in the near future, I’m marginally less likely to encounter Trump supporters at the Cheesecake Factory ? Holy shit, I never thought I’d find an upside to eating there !

Wow! Thanks for the makeup hack!

I always assumed it was just someone ramming their fist into a jar of mayo.

What I want to know is when a foley artist is having sex, are they listening to the sounds thinking, “I can replicate this with jello in a wooden bowl and a wet leather glove”?

Side hug.

“North Korea has suspended talks with South Korea and “warned” the United States... The White House was reportedly “caught off guard” by this news, if you can imagine”

Why are you being so hard on her? It seems like she is saying that they discussed it and planned it and it was only after she had the kid that he is now acting like he was doing her a favor to avoid responsibility.

Fuck off.

I don’t really see how this comment is productive. The child exists. My husband is half of the reason why she exists. He has the freedom to leave whenever he wants, and as for enthusiastic consent he sure seemed into it when he was fucking so like what is your point?

I have the duodenal switch, which is the sleeve plus some rearranged plumbing to give you a malabsorptive component. (A key difference between it and RNY is you keep your pyloric valve, so things don’t empty too quick out of your stomach.)

I was 260 lbs, now 135 lbs after 2.5 years out. This is my second go around,…

Hey now he somehow gets Presidential term limits removed (it would require a Constitutional Amendment) and he’ll be begging for a coup de grace from Honest Bob after the absolute beat down Barack lays on his ass.

Hm. I don’t know. This dress kind of reminds me of a tampon.