That is what I thought too, Burnit. I am old.

Because we’re God-fearin’ enough to be ashamed and afraid of our lady parts! j/k I went Diva cup 3 years ago, never going back to wasteful, nasty tampons.

I find it easier with the applicator

That’s why god invented OB tampons - no pesky applicators to dispose of.

I will never for the life of me understand why Americans needs applicators to stick a tampon in. Use your finger!

Beyonce bit my bottom now my bottoms big!

Here’s another way to think about it: it’s all within the margin of terror.

Maybe the bars that decapitated the kid were doing their job, maybe they weren’t. Should it really be up to the media, with its anti-decapitation bias, to decide?

Yeah I played lacrosse and you could fit any weapon in a lacrosse stick bag... also in photography people had film camera cases...

My immediate thought... I was like wut about tampons and then I was like OK you would put your tampons in a container, oh wow look it’s not see through. Sports + gym class you need a sports bra so I would be encasing that... so dumb

“Hey kids!”
“EDDIE!”
“What do we do if we find a gun?”
“Take it and hide it, so the repressive, liberal government can’t overthrow an unarmed populace!”
“That’s right! And when we meet a police officer, what do we ask?!”
“Am I being detained?!”
“Great job!”

I guaranfuckingtee you that the world sees me as a woman even when I would rather it not.

Man, if I didn’t already feel bad enough for Melania...

I find all of these exposés of politicians’ affairs super distasteful. I didn’t care for it when it first became a trend in the late 80s and 90s to really dig into politicians’ salacious extracurriculars and I don’t like it now. That said, I’m probably going to listen to any interview she gives with rapt attention,…

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My liver has been in serious training ever since November 2016. It’s still...not...strong...enough to take much more of this.

Well, everyone knows a violin case is never just a violin case.

This comment literally made me dry heave. Well done.

I have an upright bass case that I could literally hide 2 medium-sized terrorists in. Plus it has wheels.

Noooooo.... I had a involuntary instant mental image of that.... now I have to go wash my brain... shame on you...