Step 1: Visit Putin to finalize evil plan

Ugh, the only one who seems to be nailing it right now is Slate.

Thank you! I do a similar thing for my own peanut sauce, but the ginger-soy is a new one for me. Let me return the favor: Here is one of my favorite dipping sauces (and I use it really often for so-called Buddha bowls during the winter). It’s super quick to throw together.

Oooooh! Have any recipe links for those sauces?

Good news! I currently know 2 baby Maudes! So cute.

I think there is some confusion about which snowflakes E=MC was referring to. Upon first read, I also misinterpreted it as a pro-Trump statement.

a hit TV show, a lifestyle of a billionaire (probably without the billionaire money), and the Presidency of the United Fucking States.

Agreed. The reality is that plenty of people voted for Trump, and even if he is defeated in 2020 (please god!) those people don’t disappear. I’m getting real tired of the idea that if you are realistic and recognize that people have a right to their opinions no matter how repugnant they are, you are “complicit” or…

Saving takes a lot of discipline! I have a couple pieces of advice.

It took me a minute to realize you were probably talking about an electric fan, not one of that hand-held "Asian" fans you snap open dramatically when you're overwrought. 

It’s a very pretty song when Tiny Tim isn’t the one singing it!

I love this, and it’s high time the media adjusted their tactics so Trump can’t win at their own game. Berlusconi was beat once the Italian media started ignoring his outrageous shenanigans and reported on policies and outcomes instead.

Tapper has my favorite “Bitch please” face.

I don’t think it’s classist to be shocked and annoyed that someone isn’t willing to pay for services rendered— I think it’s classist for someone to think they’re entitled to a free stay anywhere just because they have access to Instagram. That seems like peak white rich person behavior to me.

After kicking her first husband (adorable Scott Foley!) to the curb. Boo!

I can definitively say from extensive experimentation that the potato trick does NOT work.

I just don’t understand professors who are attracted to students. I’ve had close relationships with my students, but the thought of having sex with one of them is repugnant. It feels incestuous to me.

Ick, that is really creepy. Not much to be done, just be there for her when he inevitably trades her in for a newer model. At my undergrad, we had a professor who was on his third student-wife.

This entire thread is hilarious. I can’t wait for Matty’s debut!

You know, I actually think things are getting better. I work with a lot of college-age women, and many of them experience their first workplace-based harassment around that time and are shocked, angry and horrified. While it’s hard to walk them through it, and a little surprising to me that some of them haven’t really…