And why is her neck working so hard? Must be a lot of heavy wiring in that huge melon of hers.

Huge missed opportunity, not calling it “Eau Joe.”

I DO NOT WANT HILLARY TO RUN AGAIN.

I like to think of Six Sigma as “statistics for dummies who are scared of math.” Really, it’s just about getting baseline measures, implementing a solution, and testing to see if that solution improves an outcome by a notable amount. Plus, a bunch of gobbledegook about how assessing stuff is hard and upsetting when…

I know changes take time and are difficult to accept, but I think that the AVClub team has done a good job trying to make it more comfortable for people, even when the actual problem-solving piece was out of your hands. Kinja is glitchy, but it also seems it has some features (gifs! Dismissing of trolls!) that people…

Tip for terrorists: Use Ivanka’s old nose as leverage

I love that Trump’s “most cutting insult” is basically “I can’t hear you!” That is about Grade 3 level bitchcraft.

The folks on Jezebel do a pretty good job of crowding out the trolls. How they do it is they don’t respond directly to the troll (choosing someone else who doesn’t suck) and they link the awful comment within their own comments for anyone who wants to see it.

I mean, HOW was he to know people needed his help. What was he supposed to do? Watch news programs? Look at Twitter?? READ THE BIBLE??? It’s like nothing is ever enough for you people

Dude, I’m heading out to my front patio with a lawn chair to soak in the radiation. I’m tired of living on this stupid planet with all these stupid people!

I saw this too. So horrifying that this is what people default to if it means they might have to doubt the glory of Trump.
A lot of people seem to have this idea that things this bad don’t really happen. It’s amazing that they can be so insulated from some of the horrors of the world that they live in that kind of…

Wow, white people are sensitive about being stereotyped.

YES. I saw Crazyhead first, and when I saw her on Chewing Gum she was SO different, I had to Google her immediately to confirm it was the same actress (“Am I being racist and thinking all black actresses look the same? Oh, thank god, it is the same person!”)

Oh, you’re saying you’re worried us white ladies are going to be murdered by all the scary black people that the pro-fascists are trying to protect us from? Thanks for your concern.

This is so upsetting and inappropriate. This picture needs to be below the bump. Some people might want to eat again at some point in their lifetime.

Plus, what’s appropriate changes from place to place. I had a colleague who was doing research with South Africans, where mixed race people are called “Coloureds.” She would always explain why she was using that term at the beginning of her presentations, but inevitably someone would come in late and look horrified…

Dear Jane: Terrible Advice for Terrible People

“But by the way, you are that girl.”

Haha! They very well may have! It would be useful propaganda.

True story— I was also busted for underage drinking in college, and had to go to a class (I was 21 by the time I attended it) and they gave us a CD that had all kinds of “educational games” on it, including the one you can see here.

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A thousand fanfic writers just dropped their pens in shock and horror at this oversight!