Oh boo hoo a bunch of rich kids don’t get to have their little club anymore where they can act like total jackasses under the guise of being a “band”

Is it what they said or that they were dumb enough to put it in an email?

Same goes for all of these teams. The Harvard ones also.

This is what constitutes as “news” these days.

As a millennial I can assure you this is not a meme.

I’m old. What makes this a “meme” and not an “ad”?

Dear Baylor,

On behalf of the Badgers, I would like to apologize to everyone for not finishing the skullfucking that was going on through the first 25 minutes of the game. Surely, we have all lost tonight.

Fuck Gus Johnson, fuck Penn State, fuck Joe Paterno, and fuck Donald Trump (just because).

Why was that heartbreaking? That’s basically who she was the entire series....

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

I see. So on one hand, Deadspin uses college game signs to bump up traffic - and on the other hand critizes signs jumping in line for their shot at attention.

Counterpoint: A man running face first into another man’s buttocks and falling down is fairly humorous on its own. The fact that the face belonged to a professional athlete, the butt belonged to his teammate, and it was basically an unforced error kicks it up about 10 notches. Throw in the context of a hapless team…

Go to hell.

I generally disagree with Deadspin’s anti-dissent policy, but you need to be banned for this atrocious take.

At schools like Texas, no matter how badly mismanaged the program was by the previous regime, there is always enough talent on hand that if the right guy gets hired, you should know it quick. If a coach is barely scratching .500 after three years, he’s not likely to suddenly start winning 10 games a year. Seriously,…

Kevin Sumlin likes Drake, so your argument is invalid.

Maybe, but we don’t know anything about what has happened in his life outside the football field and what he chooses to make public. As with the vast majority of people, his private life is private.

“they’re not keeping us around long enough to enjoy the finished product”

Everything on the Ringer feels like it was turned in half written.