Hey, it’s me, your dog.

This statement is why the modern liberal movement is just as intellectually bankrupt as the conservatives. “People who disagree with me obviously are of low intelligence and shouldn’t count.”

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Probably the worst use of this meme I’ve ever seen in my life

Have you considered parking legally?

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

Do you think garbagemen want to pick up garbage?

being provoked by Russell Westbrook calling attention to my being overweight, my action in response was clearly inexcusable

“Chemtrails are real, I just wanted to drink a Pepsi without looking like an asshole.”

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

He is in cheese country after all. Doesn’t it just sit on the side of the road in Wisconsin?

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.

Please unsubscribe me from fun photo facts.

If he keeps it up, Schilling could be a contender for Trump’s Secretary of Defensiveness.

So throwing away long-respected journalistic principles, whereby people may tell you things they otherwise wouldn’t/couldn’t in exchange for confidentiality, is OK as long as you don’t like the guy? We’ve become a nation entirely overtaken by feelings.

I can see it now. Game tied...Notre Dame is driving into field goal range...and then the QB fumbles the snap and the defense returns it for a TD

We’re getting close to The Longest Yard 2: 2006-2008 Florida Gators.

He gets thrown off his game more easily than Donald Trump or Odell Beckham Jr.

This guy was governor of a state that borders Mexico.