Like when the Brady Center convinced those parents of an Aurora theater victim to sue a group of gun dealers? They lost, and the Brady Center left them hanging, after the judge ordered them to pick up over $200k in opposing legal fees. So that worked out well.

I don’t doubt some of the same owners once had a similar conversation about Al Davis. In fact, I bet they had more than one. It’s all talk, and they’re all mouth, and it’s inspired by the fact that Jones is your typical overbearing jackass. They’re as tired of his schtick now as they were of Big Al’s act in years…

Giselle welcome to deadspin!!!

Great, so now Zeke’s gotta get himself a Suspension-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster-Buster.

Probably a B-, passable, and improving at an acceptable rate, but could be better, it’s not Switzerland or Japan, but it’s not India either.

Just so we’re all on the same page, hanging your hat on the grade given to US roads by the people who get paid to fix them isn’t exactly a recipe for success.

Unless you want to take all contact out of the game and truly destroy it, people are going to get hurt.

Meanwhile in the real world a federal disaster has already been declared (by trump no less) allowing for the use of FEMA and other federal monies to be used in structure protection, and helping affected people.

I think you mean “GAHRAHHPALHAAHHAGH”

Taking a shit so not much else to do... but i have worked at Sandia and lawrence livermore next door, i can tell u all that theres days sometimes weeks of training for avery little thing. If people choose not to follow the rules (or grow complacent with them) its on them. Not the Business, or in this case national…

What really grinds my gears is that “vajazzling” isn’t even anatomically correct. Pubic-region-jazzling just doesn’t have the same ring, though. Vulvazzling would be more painful if true to its name but it’s also a very good word. Pros and cons.

Ok I’m going to assume this is the case of the author not writing the headline because there’s some serious lede burying going on here.

That is what happens when you elect a Democrat that gives no fucks about their constituents. They taxed the dogshit out of their residents to fund their identity politics agenda and now the infrastructure is so fucked they don’t have the money to fix it. Also allowing for manufacturing to move overseas brought this…

Capital gains is assessed on far more than millionaire hedge fund investments, meaning that it’ll be another one of those things that disproportionately affects the middle class—i.e., those who can’t afford a high-priced accounting firm to structure massive overseas tax evasion.

Remembering when Hamilton was encouraging us common folk to save money ‘cause God knows, pensions are a joke. You’ll work ‘til you die, mofos. Anyway, if one actually manages to live below one’s means and actually does manage to save, those capital gains can be yours too. Spare a thought for those of us hoping to…

It was only after the match that the incident was brought to FIFA’s attention, by, wait for it, Argentina’s CONMEBOL rival, Chile.

The referee was heard to reply, “Yes, my mother, she sells seashells by the seashore. How is this relevant?”

Very Shakespearean.

Taxi drivers were already independent contractors in most places; the company name on the side is an association that they paid in to join. Not that I don’t agree with you on needing a strong social safety net, but there have long been a lot of people that fell through the cracks of being counted as “employees”…

“USA Gymnastics believed it necessary to speak with the athlete to understand the facts of her concern and that she and her mother would be more comfortable speaking with an independent, impartial individual. We hired a female investigator, who is experienced in handling sexual misconduct issues, to conduct the…