All “s”es after the first belong to the Queen.

I know you’re just trying to make fun of their, admittedly, very poor “commercial”, but pools and their evaporation are not a HUGE issue. Everyone is so fucking focused on the residential use that they completely ignore the other *80%* of the usage.

You don’t have to mow a pool. Just sayin’. I mean, you can if you want to, I don’t judge. I might laugh a little though. Can’t control it. These thoughts I mean...they just come tumbling out...

This is Kinja, not my doctoral dissertation. Grammar policing on a tabloid message board is one thing, but using it to claim misogyny to divert attention from the fact that you, Jia and Emma turned into giant assholes once you joined Gawker Media is another.

That sounds great. When used responsibly opiates are pretty much the perfect recreational drug.

So, basically these men, in leather, are fighting because of matching outfits.

I agree it ended in “-er” but I think she said something that began with “Mother.”

No, he never stole the car. The body was only a few hundred feet away. None of this makes sense at all.

“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”

“Lose some weight, baby girl.”

“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?”

“The wars of the future will not be fought on the battlefield or at sea. They will be fought in space, or possibly on top of a very tall mountain. In either case, most of the actual fighting will be done by small robots. And as you go forth today remember always your duty is clear: To build and maintain those robots.”…

Beaten by Dre©

People who do this deserve to die.

Sigh....when the machines take over we shouldn’t even fight back. We kinda deserve to die.

I did not!

Rocket jumping is a legitimate strategy.

I guess it's his G8way to freedom.

I'm sorry, but the new C-class is atrocious. It's a shame because the last model was such a handsome little car.

I wish the Mariners had gone to Oklahoma City sometimes. Ok. All the time.