LOL okay

True. I just meant the bullheaded types that are like GET YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY KIDS without even considering, “hey, maybe there’s a good reason to vaccinate, or teach them to read.”

Well, parents DO have final say in how their kids are raised. Certain kinds of conservative parents, though, just want their kids to be little automatons that are extensions of them.

My brain seized up reading that. That’s...uh...kind of the point of critical thinking.

I’ve been praying lately that he has a nice quick embolism in his sleep, preferably before the EC meets. Am I a bad person? I don’t want him to suffer; I just don’t want the REST of us to suffer more.

Anybody know this asshole?

me too

“May you live in interesting times” is another good one. I can’t take much more interesting.

Apparently there are two WA electors trying to convince their colleagues to write in Mitt Romney or John Kasich. I would accept either of them at this point, which shows how far we’ve fallen in a week.

MORE THAN half the country voted for Hillary.

All the people I know who get all wounded when people think that their Trump vote makes them racist

That was my reasoning.

Have poll workers stand at the end of line at closing time to turn away latecomers, and lock the door once the line is inside the building.

Bingo. “I would know if my spouse were doing something that wrong Can’t happen to us.”

It isn’t. I don’t even know what “conservative” means anymore but it ain’t this.

Mixed with stories about dead and missing children and terrible freak accidents WHO NEEDS TO SLEEP RIGHT?

That was fucking terrifying. Glad you got out ok.

Because it’s REAL. I’ve never seen a ghost, but “Look At Me” could happen to ANYONE.

Not “basically”, he LITERALLY threatened her on TV.

The problem isn’t that the cafeteria worker should be making less; it’s that you should be making more. $35K for a financial analyst seems...low.