my roomate's mom makes $67 every hour on the computer . She has been without work for nine months but last month her check was $17632 just working on the computer for a few hours. Get the facts>: www.jobsur.com

Honestly he is lucky he was not arrested. That is assault in the eyes of the law.

OK, serious question here. Why wasn't Smart arrested for battery by one of the police officers at the game?

I thought Smart was considered a calm guy? There's a hundred percent chance that the booster said something racist to Smart.

Leo doesn't have time to snort coke because he's usually face-deep in a model.

Oh for fuck's sake, would you guys please give it a rest? She wasn't running fucking wind sprints for days at a time, she was walking on a treadmill. Lots of people walk all day at work. Do you guys all want to pile on my mailman? He walks all day too. My son's teacher has a yoga ball instead of a desk chair. Can I…

Wait, the script was called Head On?

A thin, transparent facade that barely conceals the grim skeleton of false promises and dashed hopes?

Just you wait. The next time money is printed, it will be pink. And George Washington will be holding a perisol and holding a kitten.

Can we extend the moratorium to Jezebel, too?

It's really really irritating to read the same outraged crap over and over again.

We heard you the first handful of times. Either add something to your outrage or can it already.

Maybe you, Barbara Walters, and everyone else should just shut the fuck up about a situation that you know absolutely nothing about?

Dear Shakira and Rhianna,

Lindy, don't worry. MLS play starts up soon, so Seattle will quickly return to loserville status. ;)

It's still a soggy frontier village full of dirty hippies

What? Seattle loomed incredibly large in the national consciousness throughout most of the '90s. Perhaps it's faded a bit since then, but Seattle is still considered a major city.

The Seahawks are one of the youngest teams in the league, which means this isn't an anomaly—they're going to keep on winning.

Only Brooklyn could make winning sound more hipstery.