Statistically Mariota’s worst season as a passer to other players. Statistically Mariota’s best season as a passer to himself. And no one can take that away from him...

[the preceding dialogue consists of Derek Jeter talking to himself in front of a mirror while Dire Straits plays in the background]

“So Mr. Jeter, with our standard ticket price, multiplied by an expected season ticket holder base of ... let me see ... zero ... we can expect season ticket revenues of ... sorry, just let me grab my calculator ... zero dollars.”

Charles Manson was charged with murders he didn’t technically do himself.

You don’t think it’s inherently dangerous to frame someone as an armed and unstable individual who’s on the verge of murdering a group of people? How do you think cops will react to something like that? They’re going to take it very seriously which greatly increases the likelihood of someone getting shot.

Pretty sure your “well, actually” shit got shut the fuck down in this thread. Have a seat.

Kansas Penal Code 21-5403 - The killing of a human being commited

Intentionally or unintentionally but recklessly under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to human life

21-3404 for involuntary manslaughter

recklessly or during the commission of or an attempt to commit any felony or misdemeanor that…

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

Apparently, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

In fairness, all of college football has a history of hating Lane Kiffin.

Gronk doesn’t have a history as far as I know. I also think he’s too dumb to hold a grudge or anything. But his play just seemed a lot more egregious and clearly well after the whistle was blown. Both were shitty plays, don’t get me wrong, but his seemed deserving of a much harsher penalty.

Crazy call. Even Nantz and Romo thought the review was a formality.

If you’re falling when you make the catch, you have to hold onto it. It’s really that simple.

The Packers play involved a player catching the ball with his hands away from his body, tucking it under his arm into a running posture, turning upfield and taking two steps before it was punched out, and it was called a catch and fumble—not an incompletion.

Bob and Zo on his headphones.

Yeah, I’m calling bullshit on that ‘I wasn’t really rooting from anyone.’ We can see your historic posts Lauren!

His knee hitting the ground had no bearing on the play.

When his left elbow hit the ground, he lost grip on the ball with his left hand (one might say DROPPED it) and the ball hit the ground. That’s a pretty clear non-catch according to the rules.

Crazy call. Even Nantz and Romo thought the review was a formality.

I am online reading the Pittsburgh Post Gazette because there is a side of me that belongs locked in an attic.

Richardson was also known for what multiple women call the “seatbelt maneuver.” He would invite female employees out to lunch, and in keeping with his reputation as a self-styled gentleman, he would open the car door for his guests. Once they were seated, however, he would insist on fastening their seatbelt for them,…