Jeez, as if there aren’t enough other articles to be cynical about. Why shit all over something cool like this?

What about Anal Roberts? What are their recruiting policies?

Well I’m not tripping with you, Mr. Cranky.

What the fuck is wrong with you? If you have kids, you aren’t tripping again until they turn 18. Imagine trying to deal with a life threatening injury or illness while tripping balls. Fuck off.

This is a bad take.

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

Now he knows how we feel.

I don’t know Lonzo, but this goes for all kids: Don’t let your parents make you think you owe them. If you appreciate what they did and want to thank them, that’s fine, but it’s your life. Live for you, not for them.

“hope”

“Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess”

I’ve found that anytime I don’t know a celebrity, there’s a 95% chance that it’s some YouTuber.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

You mean as opposed to isolating it to... me, personally? It was more a response to the “attempt” to say that my sarcastically pointing out the root causes of “unhappiness” in our society was really... I don’t know what the reply is suggesting... a reflection of what I truly think? I don’t even get what they’re going…

I think there was agreement because you were clearly trying to be insulting and make your counterpart feel bad about themselves. They chose not to take the bait and instead played along, probably because they were amused by the situation. I think most of us reading along can see that.

I watched Sean Hannity the other day for about 5-10 minutes just out of curiosity. I was upset for about a week after.

I would totally leak it, but I feel like that would be unfair to all these NCAA executives who work so hard all year (for mere hundreds of thousands of dollars in some cases) to make sure that every single one of these kids preserve their sacred amateur status and the money goes exactly where it belongs: to the adults…