Tried the Nicole Brown Stout and it seems to lose it’s head rather quickly. As for the Casey Anthony Triple Trunk, I thought the label made out of duct tape was a nice touch.

Don’t worry, there’s nothing white people can do that will make the fuck wads that comprise Black Lives Matter a bigger joke than they have already made themselves over and over and over again. At this point they should just go ahead and dress as clowns at their next protest. Although, to be fair, that would be kind…

For all your talk about “white tears” all I hear from you is typically crying over what micro offense has sand in your mangina on any given day. Maybe it’s not white folks that are the problem, it’s just you and your delicious black tears.

According to Engadget the PS4 sold a million units in it’s first 24 hours of retail availability alone.

No, it’s very much intentional and they have been doing it since the NES. They have a well documented history of shorting retailers on everything from consoles to games to accessories.

If they did that though then it would be clear just how little demand there actually is for their product.  As it is my local Gamestop still had the Red/Blue model and the all black model available yesterday when I was there so this thing isn’t exactly flying off the shelves even with Nintendo’s manufactured shortage.

It would be more accurate if it said “Thanks, sucker!”

Third party support!?!?!? Is that what you call having a Triple A game that was originally released six years ago on the last generation of consoles? Maybe that’s what you call an army of iPhone quality indy ports. Maybe I’m wrong though and we will be able to rock some Mass Effect Andromeda on this thing in a few…

The NES and Gameboy were both released while Regan was still in The White House and the 3DS was a one eyed king in The Land of The Blind. It doesn’t take much to be the leading handheld when there is zero competition. That’s pretty much the story with all their handhelds though. They make a decent enough product in a…

So, you are saying you were gobsmacked by this turn of events? That this woman, who prior to this was known to have been caught by police getting high with her boyfriend in a car containing her 4 year old child, would assault someone is somehow surprising to you on any level? Really? Really? . . . . REALLY?!?!?

Be honest, do you cup the balls while you are down there deep throating Nintendo’s cock or do you just let them swing freely and bang against your chin?

Be honest, is anyone surprised by this? Anyone at all have the tiniest inkling of anything that might qualify as shock and/or disbelief?

Honestly, I plan to find a cheap Wii U, now that The Switch is out and stock up on the handful of Wii U games, including the latest Zelda, that I’ve wanted to play for a while now.

Went to a Gamestop this morning (Saturday) and they had two still for sale. Fella working there said they only had three people show up for the midnight release. Doesn’t appear that even with Nintendo’s artificial/manufactured shortages they will be able to make the thing look like it is in any kind of demand.

There’s no way they move 10 million units by the year’s end. If they don’t turn things around on this thing they won’t hit 10 million by the end of NEXT year. I think it barely hits 5 million if that many. The market for flawed, underpowered, consoles with almost no meaningful third party support just isn’t there.

Imagine how traumatizing it is to have parents that are criminals in hiding from authorities.

Alternate headline: Criminal With Outstanding Warrants Arrested