The Silicon Valley types love to self fellate themselves into this delusion that because they work harder than everyone they deserve more than everyone even though they just tick away at a computer keyboard while their wage slaves in China use nerve destroying chemicals to build bullshit that runs their shitty…

It’s just like one of those inductive power chargers. Light turns green you’re a superhero.

“Don’t Toews me bro” were heard coming from the scuffle.

fuck off

If they were dicks you would.

If you’re an adult and your twitter avatar shows what you are likely masturbating to, then you are adulting incorrectly.

Or to remember how shit goes back together.....I wish I did this more. :-(

I do the same thing when working on my cars, I can snap a pic down low that is hard to see. Then I can study it so I know what bolt to hit and what else is in the way.

Save me a good seat in Hell, motherfucker. +1

Ali Parkinson was my favorite early 2000's actress.

Boy, it would seem like if you put Starr under oath he might perjure himself. I guess it would depend on what your definition of “saw” is.

loving it.

This is astonishing. Not that Starr is a horrible person, but that’s he’s a useless attorney.

Starrgazing: A timeline

He’s not in enough pain yet.

Don’t worry, Ken. We all feel your pain.

He should pony up 2 bucks. She’s pretty awesome looking and he’s out a Tolkien novel.

Does Sauron know that he’s got a rogue orc masquerading as a JP in Vegas?

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.