“Don’t Toews me bro” were heard coming from the scuffle.

fuck off

If they were dicks you would.

If you’re an adult and your twitter avatar shows what you are likely masturbating to, then you are adulting incorrectly.

Save me a good seat in Hell, motherfucker. +1

Ali Parkinson was my favorite early 2000's actress.

Boy, it would seem like if you put Starr under oath he might perjure himself. I guess it would depend on what your definition of “saw” is.

loving it.

This is astonishing. Not that Starr is a horrible person, but that’s he’s a useless attorney.

Starrgazing: A timeline

He’s not in enough pain yet.

Don’t worry, Ken. We all feel your pain.

He should pony up 2 bucks. She’s pretty awesome looking and he’s out a Tolkien novel.

I dunno. Maybe it’s from spending 5 years working in the Brooklyn courthouse where we generally say “judge,” not “Your Honor,” and where if you’re not actually yelling at the judge, you haven’t gone far enough.

Does Sauron know that he’s got a rogue orc masquerading as a JP in Vegas?

It’s like he’s a bad person and his eyes are trying to get away.

He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

People’s comprehension skills seem to be extra low today. No where in this article does it say that there is no valid reason to dislike Hillary. But wondering why Hillary is so disliked without even mentioning how her gender could play a factor is like wondering why some people think Obama took their country away from…

my life is pretty easy at the moment, but i appreciate your sympathies nonetheless. again this post is a limited criticism of brooks’s column itself, which does not mention anything about clinton’s record, and merely says she needs to open up and be warmer, and i personally find that remarkable

People are horrible, im so sorry. Youre not at fault, i hope you know that.