hakuna matata

Would a 12-foot-tall, unathletic guy be the best basketball player of all time?

Fair points, but based on the opening line of the article, I did assume the target audience was people looking to save time.

I don’t understand why people think it takes a long time to cook eggs. Microwaving eggs saves very little time.

Sure

Trump/Loria 2016

100% of non-terrible people already have a Google account. Just use Google Wallet. Fuck you for making people download another app and signing up for another goddamn service when Google already does this better.

Anyone who uses Venmo deserves all of this and more.

Bad mechanics, changing release point, or sudden inability to locate pitches can also indicate injury (or fatigue). His body could be compensating for something. Sure, maybe it’s just his mechanics, or poor conditioning, or something (sort of) controllable, but maybe it’s not.

He might be injured and not know it. Seems irresponsible they haven’t done an MRI if his speed really has dropped that much.

Stockholm Syndrome