I was about to post in response to your original comment when I saw this.

Aha, relevant username I see!

Duuuuude. You are on to something there. My bathroom walls, they NEED to be the delicate pink of my labia min.

... fuck. :(

I had the same thought.

Moissanite ftw! I like moissaniteco.com. Sooo sparkly and no one will know it's not a diamond. You should definitely consult your woman and see how she feels about it though.

Plus vacations, people to clean up after you, cosmetic surgery to make you purty, and forget hookers! Try high priced, classy fucking escorts. Or trophy mistresses.

Well, I figured - my body's going to go downhill no matter what. Evil vicious time would have done that whether or not I reproduced. I got off easy with some extra chubb and a seven inch C-section scar. And it's true what other commenters have said about letting your standards go. Today I went to a diner without…

Damn, your mom is awesome, and I am totally stealing that for my daughters. Props to her!

The parts about the narrator's daughter and husband REALLY got to me the second time around. Possibly because the first time I read it, I wasn't a wife and mom... idk. But holy shit, that was so upsetting, I cried tears of rage.

This.

Awesome!

Good on you for not having part of your son's penis amputated. And also, yanno, for being an awesome parent and stuff.

Dude, that is fucked up. You do you and keep being awesome.

Awwww yeah. Weevil was hot as hell, heart of gold and all that, and their chemistry was A+ imo.

I so think it is worth a watch! That said, yeeeeah, S3 was a bit of a car wreck, and I recommend avoiding it if you don't want to have your feelings for the show (assuming of course that you like it) diminished.

Dude, me too! I am staring at his picture going: "..."

That was really well said.

Ours was about $26,000. We're pretty average people.

You've convinced me.