Me too brah. Me too. Well said.

After a breast reduction my nipples got more sensitive and stayed that way. I used to do crazy things to them like using nipple clamps. NOT ANYMORE, nope nope nope. I had the pedicle type reduction where they don't sever the nipple from the breast though, but keep it attached by what amounts to a rope of inner boob…

This. Such a good point.

True, but you kind of sink or swim together as a married couple. If one of you is all squander-y and goes into debt, and the other saves and saves, will the saver retire early to Florida leaving the spendthrift alone to die deeply in debt? I'm exaggerating, but that kind of thing.

Cool perspective, thank you.

Yikes, that sounds bad. No waxing then!

What chemical exfoliation products do you recommend for in-between waxings, for those of us who are very prone to ingrown hairs?

Laser treatments don't leave any bruising, but when I had it done, my boyfriend at the time (now my husband) remarked that it looked like my crotch had been hit with the pellet blast of a shotgun. Many, many tiny red marks.

I think the wax is formulated in such a way that it only clings to hair, not skin. But I could be making that up.

I asked my husband to give me a Brazilian last month, because I'm 6.5 months along and can't tweeze without a clear line of sight (my usual hair-removal method), hate the feel of shaved pubes growing back in, and don't have a spare $100-$120 to go get waxed in a salon and tip properly. He was a great sport and did an…

I never got one in the first place. I feel good about that choice.

They pretty much push it in as far as it will go, which is not nearly as far as the wand is long. What hurts is when they put slightly sideways pressure on it to be able to view your ovaries and whatnot. The discomfort wasn't quite as bad when the pressure was straight on at the cervix, but it wasn't what I would call…

This! There is such good fanfic out there, with plot and good characterization and far far less stupidity, and THESE are what make it through to a general audience? As a writer and reader of fic, it shames me.

Amazingly shitty, isn't it? It says a lot that when a server is obviously stoned beyond any hope of competence and yet the management sends him/her out to work anyway. I guess it's too hard to get someone else in on short notice. Still atrociously terrible though.

Also, does North Dakota have a stand your ground law? Because an embryo inside me is a threat to my health and life.

I too am a dork deep in the innermost recesses of my heart. (And have been known to write a fic or two, though not in the HP fandom.)

This. I've never tipped less than 10% at a restaurant, and that was for the worst service I've ever gotten. I can't imagine the massive disrespect it would take for me to complain to a manager and potentially get a server fired or written up.

No, I believe it. Once I went to Ruby Tuesday's with a friend of mine and our waitress was clearly incredibly high. Like, red eyes, staring into space, giggling at nothing, totally stoned. It took at least an hour for our food to come out, and a crazy long time for drinks too, although I forget just how long. But what…

There must be a magical fertility solution for that, no? I can't imagine a pure-blood Slytherin couple like you describe being willing to raise a Muggle.