Seeing Danny Welbeck referred to as “Welbz” might be one of the most infuriating Kinjas I’ve ever read.

Assistant coach Melvin Hunt is awesome here. Wonder what Hunt said—without getting a technical—as he steps up to ragey old ref and tries to wave him off with a fistful of stat sheets.

+1 funny accent

Babe Ruth, for Goodness sakes, pointed to the bleachers and by all accounts said the era’s equivalent of “I’m going yard on you, motherfucker”.

If everyone who made that call got sent back to the grays, there would be very few left in bold.

Pretty incredible that Manning gets a free pass considering we are in the Age of Outrage. If this were Tom Brady, there would already be a Senate inquiry.

Actually, I think you just disproved your point.

Cue all the imbeciles who won’t get the joke in the headline. I’ve already fallen for this shit. Put another W in the win column for the Warriors. Winning 112-95 against the Lakers still counts as a win Deadspin!

“A 500-foot home run counts the same as a 300-footer, though admittedly the gasps are louder.” ... except when there are more runners on base.

Would you rather be 2-5 or 2-0 in the Finals?

Yes, you as a father should be able to control what your daughters do until they die.

Shots fired.

Tulo’s salary has nothing to do with the way he feels about something. Affluent people are allowed to be angry and bitter.

And also, the government is not a business and should not be run as such. Consider the implications of the “savings” generated by using a different water source for Flint, Michigan...

This is an excellent point. Trump says some ridiculously stupid things, and there is a smack of fascism in some of that stuff, but the guy overall is relatively moderate. Cruz is a fucking nut job. All I needed to see the other day was Trump to admit that he wouldn’t let sick people die in the streets without medical…

Most websites label the post – for instance, this would say Podcast: Is Steph Curry Making Other NBA Players Worse? That way your readers don’t click this and read some trivial intro into a podcast they don’t want to hear.

There’s a quote on tumblr (the original has disappeared) that goes:

How about the fact that he isn’t retired, and just moved to a different position in a different club?

after that, the movies that are most often rumored to follow include solo adventures for Boba Fett