It doesn’t help that every outraged conservative comes on for every article in the series and says “OH YEAH, YOU GONNA DO THIS FOR EVERY CANDIDATE?!” It just shows them as the morons they are.

What did Kyle Horan say? He deleted his tweet.

British English often uses “ban” to refer to short term suspensions.

Also in baseball:

If they can’t hold the line on the most high profile example of why their new rule was necessary, can they ever enforce it?

Are we asking this question on every single Burneko article? Just checking.

Remember, it’s ok as long as you don’t pay your teammate to do it.

“excluding sporting events”

Whether it sucked or not is immaterial to the fact that it was clearly a joke.