And then, as the vomit dribbled down your stomach ... it moved.

Can’t have the detail discovering the towel cabinets full of Donald Trump masks that Ivanka makes Kushner put on for sexy times.

I think it’s the poofy hair.

Norris is a lot more Bush-Republican-Conservative than Trumpian. Still plenty not good, but when it comes to things like riots, internal consistency to isn’t all that shocking.

Applying the fairness doctrine to professional pundits on major news outlets = easy.

If we don’t want the President to talk about “healing” and “unity” we need to hand him an actual mandate to govern and we need Congress to be able to legislate. Bernie would be saying the same thing right now.

I’m not sure what makes you think anything about these prosecutions will be particularly difficult.

No as prone to colorful exaggeration as I am, I did not.  All that stuff is right in the NYP story stated as direct quotes.  The post may be a right wing newspaper but they don’t make up quotes.

You think Trump isn’t going to go away, but I would suggest giving it a few months to see if he remains as prominent a figure as he has been. Without him being in the White House, he’s going to be a one note guy. The reason Trump’s been able to keep his rallies loud and his supporters jazzed is because there’s always…

Probably worth it to save democracy! Because if there are no consequences for Trump for all of this...for the corruption, the incitement to insurrection...then there is no reason for future presidents not to do it.

Of course, unless you’re advocating for civil war, that’s not really an analogy that works in a pluralistic society where, as bad as the status quo is, it’s infinitely better than genuine civil war.

I mean, I’m assuming the President doesn’t exactly wind up in Gen Pop at Riker’s or anything. There’s a reason that leaders are frequently exiled (not saying we’d do that here, just making the point). if you aren’t going to dangle them from the rafters of your capitol building, letting them be mistreated in defeat…

Ultimately Hillsong is one of those churches very much driven by the pastoral leadership of individual congregations, with this guy having been the most influential.

“As my final act in office I am signing an executive order directing the DHHS to committ all available funds to researching the cure for male pattern baldness”.

Biden wants to “heal” the country, but by skipping over the accounting that it would require to do so.

Ray-Han said, while simultaneously reaching for the Jergens and popping open his old Tumbler account to write his own riff on this genre introducing Nancy Pelosi to the equation.

• This whole time there has existed an audiobook authored by a founding Hillsong megachurch leader called Kingdom Women Love Sex. It’s both everything you might imagine and far worse, based on this New York Post report. [New York Post]

There’s even the obvious in.

The police drove us to Murkowski’s home, where her husband had built us a nice fire and had glasses of wine awaiting us.

See, the thing about being as dumb as this lady is, is that while I’ll still blame her for her actions, but for the spectacle of stupidity this has become over the last several days ... that’s on everyone else involved in making this dumb story national news.