burninginmynetherparts
BurningInMyNetherParts
burninginmynetherparts

I feel like the name “night nanny” is so obviously dirty that one of the unspoken but implicit understandings of having a “night nanny” is that there is gonna be an affair.

Yeah, I don’t blame anyone for having a nanny if they have the resources to have a nanny, I just don’t want to hear them talk about how having kids is exhausting.

Sometimes I see pictures of celebrities with their babies and I suspect they got the baby as a fashion accessory. Other times I realize that’s probably pretty uncharitable because the drive to have kids can be an almost primal sort of thing that even the most cynical famehuers might feel, but still ...

For example, Democrats could take advantage of recess appointments, a method of filling vacancies in a president’s administration during Senate recesses.

When you are a celebrity and you did “CoNtRoVeRsIaL” things, then yes, you are not interesting if you are too much of a chicken shit to talk about them.

Dragon Age 2 was shit,

I mean, Jesus. Look I honestly thought the response to her OnlyFans antics was overwrought nonsense of the typical sort that woke Twitter gets on about, but the fact that she won’t talk about it is lame.

He knows it’s all horseshit. But he also knows his viewer base is going to have a harder time accepting the facts than Trump himself. He can either go full on tinfoil hat and make the hop over to OANN or Newsmax or, eventually, he’s going to have to to convince his audience that Trump lost the election.

Sneaker and collectible portfolio manager

“like holy fuck can people not be interesting anymore”

Not sure if you noticed but 2018 was a high water mark blue wave.  If Cruz had been up this year he probably would have garnered as many votes as Ashcroft.

Tonight, Tucker Carlson told his audience that he asked Sidney Powell to show him the receipts in the nicest possible way, almost begging her to have some shred of proof, that she blew him off.

It didn’t save my life, but in the summer of ‘97, a series of unfortunate circumstances in my family’s life had me spending it in a very rural part of Michigan with my grandmother with little else other than a very underpowered Macintosh PC, a 14.4k modem and a small public library in the nearby town 30 minutes away

God I am so sick and tired of winning.

So much pain caused because even if you have resources our society and cultures fight so hard against the idea that people should get the help they need for mental health and substance abuse issues.

Agreed, though I will say I reserve the right to say that my agreement is the result of someone hacking my burner.

And then Tucker Carlson comes along and annihilates the entire field.

His chiseled abs and classically handsome looks are sure to make the ladies swoon, but taking underwear shots sitting on the trunk of a Ford Bentley in an alley in Frisco is kind of weird bro.

Hence me saying “Some other kind of program” asshole.

And the problem is there are just enough unreasonable voices in the discussion for them to use as bogeymen.