They should be mopping

Johnny Manziel: [hangs up]

Surprised that MSNBC didn't edit it to say "fuck her left in the pussy."

"Fuck that guy."

Not after what the Vikings did to him. Bruises like that don't just heal overnight.

The Post is going to test the wind very carefully before taking a side.

Spare the A-Rod, spoil the centaur

"Like, generations of Azaleas' souls will be burning from this one."

"Generations of azaleas's souls will be burning".

I really don't understand why he walked away from basketball. He's 26, super-athletic, and played in the NBA, where walking with the basketball is perfectly acceptable.

They were just preparing for the draft.

Sigh ... well as much as I've always hoped to be part of history, my rush to the internet to back myself up has revealed I was actually conflating my memory of Spike TV's Slamball and the Game Show Network's post-Dodgeball movie televised "pro" dodgeball matches.

This will be included in the throwaway commentary in the…

And, honestly, rightly so.

"Oh yeah? Well, nice fucking comma splice," he typed on his greasy keyboard before using the trackpad to navigate the cursor to the 'Publish' button.

"Premature Defacation" is my new band name.

Some unlucky associate at a Seattle law firm has just been handed a research project: "Do fine indemnities count against the NFL salary cap?"

Ray -

Obviously, running a school was something else Deion couldn't tackle...