Man sandals are hard to make work.

Guacamole is pretty hard to get wrong. Unless you freeze it. And put it in a tube. That you load into a gun and fire out in long, thin, stool like strips.

A big chef’s salad. By the end of most weeks we’ll typically have some lettuce and a hodge podge of vegetables / meats that probably have a day or two left of still being good. I’ll occasionally swing by the grocery store for more lettuce to throw into the mix. Most of the time, it turns out pretty tasty, and we…

Of course adults should but Hamilton had alread shown (multiple times) he couldn’t handle huge amounts of money very well before he went to the Angels. Josh Hamilton was at the “fool me three times, shame on both of us” stage of things before he went out there.

So because one or two people in an apartment complex are racist enough to report you, you fuck over everyone else?

Well, maybe, but I think if the correlation was that high you’d see a lot more of this type of stupdity than we currently do.

But that’s just going to fuck over the other residents. Why do that?

To get that text on there, someone had to think about it, write it and then someone had to put that text into whatever software was used to create this poster. Presumably, at an apartment complex multiple people would review a post like this before it was printed.

Can you hear the voice of Reagan saying the fed is not the remedy

Footage of the alleged incident where he physically restrained his dad to prevent him from drafting Johnny Manziel would win this competition hands down.

A good piece, though this little bit kind of struck me as a little paternalistic towards veterans who participate in these displays:

I dunno, it doesn’t seem like Melanie has too much money at all. If you’ve read Lifehacker in fact, I’ve been pretty shocked at how open her, Kristin and others have been about their struggles with money.

Yes, a lot of what goes into a job interview is kind of BS. The goal is to feel out your personality a bit for a gut-check evaluation of whether or not you are a good fit and make sure that you actually understand everything your resume says you understand.

I understand why you think that is a red flag, and what I am saying is that ultimately that isn’t necessarily a “red flag” in the sense that, say, seeing evidence of outright fraud is a red flag. It’s a violation often born of nothing more than the ignorance of the person sitting in front of you.

I don’t talk trash about Taylor Swift. Does this mean that if I set my mind to it, I could be just like Taylor Swift?

Well, I do think that people get crazy tribal about music allegiance though, and that is obnoxious as fuck, regardless of where a person’s tribal allegiances take them. Give me a wedgie and call me a liar if you can find any strong Taylor Swift hater on Kinja who isn’t also a die-hard Beyonce and/or Nicki Minaj fan.

When I read your headline, I thought this would be a follow up to the FIFA slaves article, but I can see that the truth is much, much worse.

But Brian Kilmeade the man can look at that and say “I don’t give a shit about all that. I just want to get paid” and believe whatever the fuck he wants.

You know what art men have really lost. The art of not letting some testosterone infused freakazoid like this Navy S.E.A.L. tell them what it means to be manly. Be your fucking selves. Brian Kilmeade, you are a cynical disingenuous morning host who probably makes obscene amounts of money to spew a bunch of bullshit…

That’s the thing, if they don’t actually know it’s illegal, or don’t care, that’s a red flag.