This is a ball. For a game. It took 243 pages to write this and lay out evidence?

Then why did he sign a black running back that has more upside than you do at this point?

It took me a second to puzzle that one out. Need another cup of coffee.

I’m aware of that, though it is considerably more rare in landlocked African countries.

The Chinese-Zimbabwean

Those things are truly a gift from God himself.

From my original comment:

But what you fail to understand is that when someone is large enough and swinging hard enough there is no “knowing better”. There isn’t some secret ninja flip for dealing with someone who is big and strong.

This is the perfect “Thank God my wife took the baby out shopping with her mom on a Saturday afternoon” movie.

Well, I’d expect them to react better to a drunk person trying to hit them if that drunk person can’t actually hurt them, as was the case here.

Let me deflect blame for doing this horrible thing back to a body of people that I am a member of!

Setting aside the decades of privacy invasion for a moment, this does make me wonder if a bar where this happens but it is openly stated before you walk in the door that the bathrooms are not private, could survive.

Does anybody else giggle a little when they think of the word “pornified”?

God I hope so.

So what you’re saying is that the goal of my 16 year old self to save enough money to be able to make it rain hundos in the local ... gentlemen’s ... club every night of my retirement is something I should strive towards?

I wish I had the option to have to think about whether or not I want to put on work clothes to work from home ...

You know ... Smith is just a piece of shit. He’s a goddamned piece of shit.

Obviously because those women must have done something to provoke him, and Stephen A. just wants to make sure that women know they shouldn’t do that.

Well, it’s hard to say the contract is dumb. It was a hypocritical signing, but the contract protects the Cowboys pretty well in this case.

Better yet, use an elliptical, because it isn’t as hard on your knees!