So what you’re saying is that the goal of my 16 year old self to save enough money to be able to make it rain hundos in the local ... gentlemen’s ... club every night of my retirement is something I should strive towards?

I wish I had the option to have to think about whether or not I want to put on work clothes to work from home ...

You know ... Smith is just a piece of shit. He’s a goddamned piece of shit.

Obviously because those women must have done something to provoke him, and Stephen A. just wants to make sure that women know they shouldn’t do that.

Well, it’s hard to say the contract is dumb. It was a hypocritical signing, but the contract protects the Cowboys pretty well in this case.

Better yet, use an elliptical, because it isn’t as hard on your knees!

One other tip for this strategy is that you should stand down wind from people as often as possible if you start doing it.

What I don’t get is that it would seem like the Mavs could space the floor as well as the Celtics did to give Rondo room to get inside. Dirk can stretch the floor better than even Garnett could, and Chandler is no worse than Kendrick Perkins was at it. I guess one issue that Montae Ellis is a very different player…

They could, but why should they bother? Are you going to consume less football because of this?

Weelllllllll. I have to stress that option #3 is like, really dicey.

Hey now, quinoa isn’t that bad when done up with some decent seasonings.

I’ve never been able to do anything to kale that makes it not feel like a chore to eat it besides make it pretty unhealthy with salt and olive oil to make chips, so when I get it, I typically just try to choke it down as fast as I can.

I'd argue that if you upgrade, you should consider a Fire tablet. Unless you are a heavy Android app user, and there isn't an equivalent app behind Amazon's wall, the interface is smoother and the price per unit of performance is unbeatable, even by a nexus.

I'd argue that if you upgrade, you should consider a Fire tablet. Unless you are a heavy Android app user, and…

The Fire's interface with Prime is smoother, and when it comes time to upgrade, the pricing on a fire tablet is much, much lower.

The Fire's interface with Prime is smoother, and when it comes time to upgrade, the pricing on a fire tablet is…

If you don't have a paperwhite, you get a free book to read each month. Besides all of that, it's really well designed to take advantage of Prime's features in ways that are smoother than Android or iOS features for taking advantage of them. It's easier to get from one part (i.e. streaming) to another part…

If you don't have a paperwhite, you get a free book to read each month. Besides all of that, it's really well…

Even if this thing actually takes off, it’s not likely to change that cycle.

I'd think so. The screen is larger and looks fine.

I'd think so. The screen is larger and looks fine.

Yes, it's reader functionality is fine. It's not quite as handy dandy as a paperwhite for reading, but given the other functionality, especially when coupled with Amazon Prime, it's a pretty good deal.

Yes, it's reader functionality is fine. It's not quite as handy dandy as a paperwhite for reading, but given the…

If you have Amazon Prime, you're really selling yourself short if you don't have a tablet in the "Fire" family of some sort.

If you have Amazon Prime, you're really selling yourself short if you don't have a tablet in the "Fire" family of…

But the 30 year note provides you with flexibility, especially in tough times.