One thing that banks, homeowners, investors, realtors and brokers agree on is that HOAs in Florida are demons from the deepest, darkest depths of hell that should only be interacted with by parties who know exactly what they are getting themselves into.

Deliverance ain't got nothing on real life!

That would be my suspicion.

Am I wrong for thinking these types of retirements are on the rise?

I personally like the trade as a Lions fan. The wild card with Suh is whether or not he's going to do something colossally dumb that causes him to miss a game that matters for something other than injury, which almost wound up happening.

Yes, the U.S. that does exactly jack fucking shit to censor documentaries about it's own pollution problems, along with thousands of documentaries that criticize the U.S. on everything from foreign policy to domestic infrastructure, has taken interest in a documentary about Chinese pollution that most American…

It's perfect.

If you want to keep fooling us into thinking that your continuous string of injuries are not going to permanently cripple your career, then you should really consider taking some notes here, Derrick. Mr. Clowney gets an A+ for converting "The Dog Ate My Homework".

I think it's understandable. The Colts were only a game away from the Super Bowl last year, and having a decent running back would have changed a whole lot of dynamics for them. He's not going to wind up on one of the favored teams to win it all, but a few bounces here and there and one more beard-on-fire game from…

Are they worried they'll be slowly enveloped turned into a vagina?

So if Lenin wins, does that mean that pragmatic privatization wins out in the end only to be snuffed out by Stalin when he wins it next year?

Except stock options are liquid assets that can be sold when they are in the money for a profit.

Except you're making the 5 year assumption. Every year you own it longer, the economics of a lease become more and more laughable.

I think leasing only beats buying a new car over the long run if

FUCK BITCHES END HATE!

It reminds me of a scene in one of the old Adventures of Han Solo books, where Han and Chewie have been using a fluidics system for some part of the Millenium Falcon, and they hated it. When they finally where able to scrounge up some real parts, Chewie ripped out the fluidic tubing and threw it as far as he could…

The first sentence of my statement is to point out that if the league is profitable but not super profitable, having other venues through which to make their investment in soccer as a whole more valuable, is a good thing. I made no effort to talk about how valuable the league itself, as compared to the other revenue…

No, my argument is that the owners having the ability to obscure how valuable the actual soccer league portion of their revenues are is not why the owners won the labor fight, because if the players had been willing to strike, then if the owners were actually faced with the prospect of losing real revenues, they…

I'd like them to so that we won't have to listen to years and years and years of stories about how whoever the Yankee captain is does or does not measure up to Jeter.

That gives the owners all sorts of leeway to make claims about revenue and profitability of "MLS".