That's not what is being said in that section of the report at all. It is saying that what the NFL did was defer to "the law of the land" to the point of not asking anyone to give them any information about anything because they figured they would sit around and wait for law enforcement to make a decision before even…

Except it clearly doesn't matter that the investigation was clearly a sham investigation. Ratings, ticket sales and merchandise numbers all appear to be holding up just fine this year.

Why are you so invested in the narrative that Roger Goodell is an incompetent idiot? Do you think his job is to somehow manage the league so that it balances the interests of all the various stakeholders or something? That was never his job.

In addition to the obvious "No Shit Sherlock" response to this, I think it's worth pointing out that the NFL's investigative unit is clearly designed primarily to be a plausible deniability generator for the league office in the event that the public learns more than the league would have wanted them to. Which makes…

The real shame of L.A. not having a football team is not that its citizens don't have a team to root for, but that its NFL-ready market can constantly be dangled over the heads of cash-strapped towns like a guillotine.

Your standard for "Definitively" is ... quite pathetic.

Too bad that the law doesn't agree with you.

What source of evidence do you have that the rest of us don't that definitively proves her accusations are false?

Another good reason to track your triggers is also that you might come to realize that you are just an unreasonably picky person.

If Uber is a pyramid scheme, so is every cab company where some dude who doesn't drive cabs makes money off of the cabbies ...

Chris Christie Helps Jerry Jones Find The Glory Hole Days Again

Why? The league didn't actually care that he was racist. They cared that his racism was actually costing them money.

Sometimes, I think anonymity on the internet is the worst fucking thing ever. Sometimes I think it is the best fucking thing ever.

That really depends on the definition of "took" in this particular context though.

Prince Charming: The Sad Truth

Second up: "When he gets his ego stroked, he will be more inclined to love you more." Ainsley Earhardt: "That's true!" My boyfriend: "If you're dating a twelve-year-old." I agree with both of them.

Oh yeah... well what about the "But British people can't be racist because William Wilberforce!" argument?

The key to a good B&B experience is to only stay once in any particular one you visit. That way you don't worry about what a stranger thinks of you because you'll never see these people ever again.

Yes, of course, that's exactly what I was saying.

One thing I have told some of my friends, male or female, who have used Uber a few times is that it's pretty clear Uber is still a young, immature service. The idea of it is really attractive, and the benefit of using Uber probably outweighs the risks in many cases, but you're using an immature service that isn't…