Too bad that the law doesn't agree with you.

What source of evidence do you have that the rest of us don't that definitively proves her accusations are false?

Another good reason to track your triggers is also that you might come to realize that you are just an unreasonably picky person.

If Uber is a pyramid scheme, so is every cab company where some dude who doesn't drive cabs makes money off of the cabbies ...

Chris Christie Helps Jerry Jones Find The Glory Hole Days Again

Why? The league didn't actually care that he was racist. They cared that his racism was actually costing them money.

Sometimes, I think anonymity on the internet is the worst fucking thing ever. Sometimes I think it is the best fucking thing ever.

That really depends on the definition of "took" in this particular context though.

Prince Charming: The Sad Truth

Second up: "When he gets his ego stroked, he will be more inclined to love you more." Ainsley Earhardt: "That's true!" My boyfriend: "If you're dating a twelve-year-old." I agree with both of them.

Oh yeah... well what about the "But British people can't be racist because William Wilberforce!" argument?

The key to a good B&B experience is to only stay once in any particular one you visit. That way you don't worry about what a stranger thinks of you because you'll never see these people ever again.

Yes, of course, that's exactly what I was saying.

One thing I have told some of my friends, male or female, who have used Uber a few times is that it's pretty clear Uber is still a young, immature service. The idea of it is really attractive, and the benefit of using Uber probably outweighs the risks in many cases, but you're using an immature service that isn't…

A server named "Ragheed" works at a Lebanese restaurant and used the n-word. When asked about it, his response is "my bad".

If all of this results in Back to the Future marathons once or twice a month on Saturdays for the majority of this year on TNT, Spike, Syfy or whatever cable network has purchased the rights to air them, then all I have to say is ... STEP THE FUCK OFF JIA!

Why not just tell them they'll have to pay for an additional business class seat after they land and leave them alone?

Good point. I was insensitive on that front because I'm lucky enough to live in a state with no income taxes.

Good point. I was insensitive on that front because I'm lucky enough to live in a state with no income taxes.

I wonder what percentage of Gizmodo readers have complex enough tax returns to actually need to spend money on tax software.

I wonder what percentage of Gizmodo readers have complex enough tax returns to actually need to spend money on tax…

Would everyone who wants to post one of those dumb "This really goes to show us that society is really going downhill" or whatever kind of posts do everyone a favor and just put them all in one thread?